Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
Aug 10, 2007

{ It's alive! }

smartass-
I understand the significance of cockroaches, how they're hearty bugs, and won't hurt me. Fact is: THEY'RE CREEPY! Nothing skeeves you out like a big ol' roach skittering across your desk. Except, well, opening up a pile of DVD cases and playing whack-a-mole with the scattering critters. Damn dirty library patrons.

I'll be itching all day now.

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Four snarky library employees. Here are their sarcastic/smartass musings on everything. We mean everything.

Names changed, Language unfiltered. Hardcore.

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