Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.

Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.

Smartass
Boy -
Library Staff, Male.

Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.

Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.

Apr 3, 2008

{ The printer is as stupid as you are, act accordingly. }

-Excellent


Yes. I am such a mean bitch, because I won’t print out your 50 page document for you for free. I’m sorry that you had to pay five dollars to print a document that turned out to be half blank pages, but it is not the printer’s fault that you included an extra blank page in your word document. The computer is stupider than you are and can only print what is on the screen; It doesn’t care what, if anything, is on the pages. It only knows that you told it to print them. Stop throwing a big screaming temper tantrum in front of my desk. You are a grown girl. Stop whining to your daddy about what a bitch the library lady is. I don’t care.


Next time ask me for help before you hit print, and I can fix your problem. Screaming at me after the fact is only going to ruin the rest of my evening and it won’t help you accomplish a single damn thing.

Labels: bitch printer printing tantrum

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