Feb 9, 2009
{ Today's Line-Up }
-ExcellentToday’s computer line-up:
First in the row is a young man who wanted me to help him pimp-out his job application. (Application has two “p”s. Cashier is spelled with a “C”, not a "K.”) He needs a job to impress this girl he met on MySpace, to get money to pay for her dinner at Hooters next month.
Next two computers are doing Online Taxes. (I really don’t suggest you do your taxes on the library computers. That guy sitting next to you isn’t flirting with you, he is stealing your social security number.)
Next two are Facebook.
Next one: “Why aint my MySpace working?”
At the end of the line is a teenage boy listening to his headphones so loud that I can hear the lyrics from across the library. I would tell him to turn them down, but his pants are around his knees and I can’t keep a straight face talking to a kid in red boxer shorts.
Another example of well-spent tax dollars educating the masses at the public library.
Labels: computers, line-up, taxes
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