Feb 24, 2009
{ More Library Games }
-ExcellentGames to play in the library: What’s that smell?
It smells like something dead. The smell permeates throughout the entire library, but it is at it’s worst somewhere around my desk. Check the hamster cage (He smells fine. Clean bedding. Alive.). Check the aquarium (Nothing floating. All good). Check yourself (Did I put on deodorant today? Yeah, I did. I’m good.) Surreptitiously check your coworkers (What are you sniffing around me for?).
Pointless. Because I know it is coming from the old guy who just borrowed our paper. How can a person get so unimaginably filthy that they smell like a corpse? But rather than telling him: "Sir, you stink. You are making me nauseous,” I spray a liberal dose of Lysol around the hamster cage and pretend that it is only the critter after all.
At least the smell has cleared out the Internet crowd.
See: cleanliness, hygiene. See also: sanitation, public health.
Labels: gross, hygiene, internet, odor, smell
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