Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.

Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.

Smartass
Boy -
Library Staff, Male.

Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.

Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.

Feb 11, 2009

{ library sumo }

-Excellent


To the obese teenage boy who body-slammed me in the lobby:


There are few things more unnatractive than being reamed in the back by 200 lbs of man boobs.


Also, taking your cell phone call into the men’s room is just stupid. The echoing walls only made it possible for the ENTIRE library to hear your conversation.


See: weight control, teenagers. See also: ettiquette, cell phones.

Labels: cell phone, obese, teenagers

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