Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
Feb 12, 2009

{ I know, I know }

-Pipsqueak

Patron: "Is your copier still ten cents a page?"

Me: "Fifteen cents a page now."

Patron: (Under breath but audible,) "Jesus fucking christ."

I know, you're being financially raped by the document replication industry. They make those things impossible to use, too, so I totally understand why you refused my offer of help and instead stormed out of the building after fumbling with the machine for a minute or two. The copier people are really sticking it to us.

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