Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.

Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.

Smartass
Boy -
Library Staff, Male.

Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.

Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.

Jan 12, 2009

{ Monday }

-Excellent


First phone call on this lovely Monday morning:


"I saw online that you have a book available and I want you to hold it for me."
"Certainly. Just let me go check the shelf to be sure it’s actually here."
*pause*
“Thank you for waiting, sir. We do in fact have the book you requested available. What name should I hold it under?"
"No, I don’t want a book. It’s a movie."
"The book you requested is not available as a movie. It’s a book."
"That other thing then. Where they put the voices on a CD."
"A book on CD?"
"Yeah. That."

Labels: book, book on cd, Monday, movie

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