Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
Jan 9, 2009

{ Internet Line-up }

-Excellent


Today’s Internet line-up:
Computer’s one and two have asked me three times for a pencil. (the same people each time, and they are here together. Each time I remind them that there are pencils in the cup next to their computer monitors.)


Computer three is surprisingly empty so far.


Computer four is a college age girl who keeps muttering “Oh shit, oh shit” under her breath like a mantra.


Computers five and six are mysteriously empty


Computer eight keeps coming up to my desk and demanding that I make his webpage smaller so he can see the whole page without “using the scroll thing.” Another task for my not-issued-yet magic wand.

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Four snarky library employees. Here are their sarcastic/smartass musings on everything. We mean everything.

Names changed, Language unfiltered. Hardcore.

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