Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.

Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.

Smartass
Boy -
Library Staff, Male.

Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.

Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.

Nov 5, 2008

{ Excuse me library lady }

-Excellent

One of the computer patrons starts waving her arms and yelling "excuse me library lady!"
"yes?"
"Can you close the blinds? I can't see."
"The blinds are closed. See? I can't close them any further."
"But the light is tearing my eyes up."
"I'm sorry. But the blinds are closed."


See. The problem is that when the mini-blinds that are covering the windows are closed, a little light still leaks in through the slats. It isn't glaring. It isn't even enough to see by if we turn out the lights.


If you have so damaged your eyes from staring at your MySpace on the computer screen for hours on end that the light glow from the WINDOW is too much for your Innanet-Vampire eyes, might I suggest that you take a fucking break? Go get a coffee? Leave the library for a few hours?

Labels: computer, eyes, light, vampire

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