Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
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Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
Nov 14, 2008

{ early bird catches what worm? }

-Excellent


I still don't get it. It's always been this way, but I don't get it.


We don't open the doors to the library until 9:00. None of the branches do. That has always been our normal opening time.


So why, when I get here at 8:15, is there a group of people already waiting outside the library doors? They are here every day. They know what time we open.


Why are they willing to wait 45 minutes (actually longer, who knows how long they were out there before I got here?) in the cold and the rain just so they are sure of being first on the computers?


And why do they think that pulling and shaking the doors, after they see me lock them behind me, will gain them entry any faster? We still don't open until 9....

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