Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
Aug 25, 2008

{ Happy Monday }

-Excellent


First phone call on this lovely Monday morning:
“Hello _______ Public Library”
“Yeah." I need the number for the library.”
“You need the telephone number for the library?”
“Yeah.”
“You have called the library. We are the library.”
“No. I mean the real library.”


I don’t really believe in bad omens, but this doesn’t bode well for the rest of my week.

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Four snarky library employees. Here are their sarcastic/smartass musings on everything. We mean everything.

Names changed, Language unfiltered. Hardcore.

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