Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
Aug 20, 2008

{ Computer I-Spy }

-Excellent


Computer I-Spy


First terminal: MySpace.
Second terminal: MySpace. Patron is scratching his crotch. I hope that’s all he’s doing....
Third terminal: MySpace
Next: FaceBook
Next: Two teenage boys sitting in the same chair. RuneScape.
Next: Email. Patron is scratching his crotch.
Next: MySpace. Patron is scratching HER crotch
Next: Solitaire game. Patron has visible ass crack, complete with thong and lower back tattoo.
Current average wait-time to use a computer: One hour and ten minutes.


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