Jul 8, 2008
{ Library Zen }
-ExcellentToday’s mantra: “I am not a babysiitter. I am not a babysitter.”
Repeat. When you have to get up for the tenth time to tell the kids on computer number 2 that library chairs are not built to hold four people.
Repeat. When you have to ask the guy at the reservation computer to please stop hitting every button on the coin and bill acceptor, especially as he isn’t trying to print something.
Repeat. When you get asked again where the restrooms are, the restrooms that are in fact located directly behind the person asking the question..
Repeat. When you ask the little brat where is your mommy? And for that matter, where are your shoes and pants?
Repeat. When the bag of cookies that a mother is opening to give to her screaming toddler explodes across the keyboard of the computer they are seated at.
Repeat. Repeat. Follow with a large dose of bourbon in the parking lot. Then Repeat.
Labels: computers, patrons, Zen
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