Jul 23, 2008
{ Games we play in the library }
-ExcellentGames we play in the library:
Count the Ass cracks: easily played by glancing over at the internet crowd and counting how many plumbers’ butts are staring you in the face at any given moment. Extra points if it’s girl plumbers' butt. Extra, extra points if it’s a guy wearing a thong.
I Spy, Library Version: I read a book last year sometime and it had a red cover. I need it again.. I don’t know the title, author, or what it was about. I know you have it, I got it here last time.
Clue, Library Version: “I need to talk to that girl who helped me last week. You know. She has glasses and short hair." (A description that matches 90% of the employees in any library at any given moment throughout the area. Sorry guys, it’s still a female dominated profession.) If it wasn’t Mrs. Green in the computer lab with the dictionary, it has to have been Mrs. Smith in the Children’s room with the laptop.......
Endurance. Where the library employee sees just how long it is physically possible to go without a coffee/cigarette/potty break while working the circulation/reference/information desk.
Regional variations to rules and gameplay apply. See your local librarian for these and MORE fun public service games.
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