Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.

Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.

Smartass
Boy -
Library Staff, Male.

Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.

Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.

Jul 29, 2008

{ EBay Blues }

-Excellent


Don’t give me your credit card.

Don’t touch me. Putting your hand on my shoulder and telling me to “think about it” will not make me change my mind and list your EBay shit for you.

I will not type your application for you.

I am not a secretary, and I am especially not YOUR secretary.

I’m stuttering because you are making me uncomfortable. Kindly step back outside of my personal space, quit touching me, and I will discuss your computer problem rationally. I am not stuttering because you are such a fine specimen of manhood. Take a shower, brush your teeth, pull up your pants so that I can’t see your ass crack, and then maybe we can re-evaluate your manliness. But for now just get the fuck out of my lap.

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