Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
May 8, 2008

{ Oh sure...now you help. }

Little Girl
Okay better late then never right?
Yeah, so if you're not going to help in the first place then don't help at all.

Patron at computer says following words: damn, ass, shit. Non-library appropriate verbage, so I go over and tell her she's got to leave (politely mind you). She gets mouthy and says fine, right after she gets her prints. Fine. If she gets her prints she'll leave. Won't take that long.

Oh, but it does, because now she is cussing at the printer for it not giving her dollar back and she "doesn't know where the fuck the little number she needs is".

(Meanwhile co-worker A and co-worker B are not helpful, but busily deciding what labels to buy for the books). So I go back over to help get her dollar back and it's at the recieve print window. Fine get the print (get the fuck out).

I go get co-worker C (who is actually working but in a different part of the library blocked off from where this is happening), when co-woker A decides to stick her oar in and the situtation escalates. Because by the time said patron and cronies leave I have been called a fucking bitch and a ho.

But it's okay because co-worker A feels much better by "helping out". She can kiss my ass.

I like Tuesdays, after 5:30.

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Four snarky library employees. Here are their sarcastic/smartass musings on everything. We mean everything.

Names changed, Language unfiltered. Hardcore.

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