Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
May 14, 2008

{ It's the little things }

smartass-
You are the biggest pain in our collective side. We have problems with you every time you come in. It's gotten to the point where we don't even have to say anything to you, you know by our looks when you need to leave. You act like the entire library, and every item in it, is yours to use, abuse and destroy. I wouldn't doubt that you'll end up in the state penn someday, serving a multiple-lifetime sentence just for being a dumbass. You've called me a motherfucker, an ass, and have repeatedly flipped me off. You've broken chairs, put cookies in the CD ROM drives, and broken at the very least one of our windows. Why don't you understand why it's not your right to go around and turn off all the computers, causing everyone to stand around and yell at me because their computer is off. Why? WHY? WHY?!

I'm not a violent person, yet I just want to grab you by your ankles and swing you around until your head connects with something solid. Please don't come back in the library. I'm done with you.

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