Apr 5, 2008
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-PipsqueakIs this a personal contest to see how loudly you can grunt while in the Men's room? I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do, but I'm pretty sure everybody in the building can easily hear you. Furthermore, I'm a bit uneasy about the loud growling/grunting noises you're making as you circle the interior of the building. Are you angry because you just lost your lower intestine in the public toilet? Pardon me if that's just gross, but I'm having a hard time getting over a coworker's story about her daughter having a bowel movement while she was giving birth to her.
In any case, the mystery was solved when, on his way out, our prowling growler muttered "He's a lucky man, he's not here." Oh come on, now,
that would've been exciting. Even more so than the broken computer table. Honestly, what kind of bizarre position do you have to be sitting in?...
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