Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
Mar 5, 2008

{ The library still isn't good for anything }

-Excellent


“Is your WIFI working?”
“As far as I know it is.”
“How come I can’t connect”
“Where’s your computer?”
“At home.”
“I can’t help you connect to the wireless without your computer.”
“But you have free wireless, right?”
“Yes. The library provides free wireless.”
“Then how come it’s not working?”
“Tell you what. Bring in your laptop, and I’ll help you get connected.”
“No, I’m telling you, I live right across from here and its not working from my house. Are you saying I’d actually have to be in the library to use it?”
“Yes. You would actually have to be in the library to use our wireless service.”
“Well that sucks!”
“You have no idea how much.”

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Four snarky library employees. Here are their sarcastic/smartass musings on everything. We mean everything.

Names changed, Language unfiltered. Hardcore.

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Blog-Roll

Vampire Librarian
Tales from the Liberry
Library Bitch
The Librarian's Guide to Etiquette
ASIF Authors Supporting Intellectual Freedom
The Society for Librarians* Who Say "Motherfucker"


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