Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.

Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.

Smartass
Boy -
Library Staff, Male.

Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.

Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.

Mar 7, 2008

{ The library is always trying to screw you out of your money }

-Excellent


A woman slams her books down on the circulation desk.
“These are late.”
“Ok. Would you like to know what the fine is?”
“If I keep paying you all these fines you aren’t going to need my tax money anymore. You're charging so much in fines now that I don’t know why you’re taking our tax money. How much did you say I owe you?”
“Sixty cents.....”

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