Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.

Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.

Smartass
Boy -
Library Staff, Male.

Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.

Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.

Jan 31, 2008

{ Actual blunder made by the Excellent Help Bitch }

-Excellent


Patron: “Hi are you …….?”
Excellent Help Bitch: “Hello Yes I am. How can I help you?”
Patron: “I’m ……” She shakes my hand.
Excellent Help Bitch: “Very nice to meet you. How can I help you?”
Patron: “You have a very limp handshake. I’ve taken job seminars. You will never get a job with a limp handshake. I’ve had training, I know.”
Excellent Help Bitch:
“If you feel the need to shake a part of my body then I have theories of my own. How can I help you?”
Patron: (In a huff) “I don’t think you can.”


Turns out that she is the mother of several teens who come into the branch and I have now sorely offended her. Oops.

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