Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -

Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
Jul 26, 2007

{ Book Orgy }

-excellent


I really hate staff meetings. Really fucking hate them. When I spend five hours in class without a break and rush into work early for a mandatory meeting.... am informed when I walk in the door (20 minutes earlier than I had told them I could make it) that they have been waiting on me..... and then sit and wait for another hour or so until the meeting actually starts. First there has to be sharing of food, sharing of recipes, sharing of anecdotes, comments on whether Sarcastic Bastard is wearing a grey shirt, maybe it's a white shirt that needs laundered, or maybe it's just a part of his outfit and they “aren't really familiar with today's fashion trends,” how should they know..... “And what's the matter with you? Are you sick? You look upset.” Why the fuck did I try to make this meeting on time?


But after the day shift left it was just us book-geeks. Where else would I ever be around people who indulge in books with the same passion? It became an evening of: “Who have you enjoyed reading? I want that when you're done. What else have you read?” Now I have about 65 suggested books in transit from other libraries to complement the ones piled by my bed that I am already reading. I might be abusing the Inter-Library loan system a little, but I can stop anytime. Sure I can. It's not that I'm trying to read every book ever written. I just want to feel connected to a greater intelligence and a greater passion than is available in the local clientel.


Seriously. A book is always available. If you don't like it anymore you can pick up another one. If you fall asleep reading nobody feels rejected or inadequate, you just pick up where you left off in the morning. You can read a different book every day and nobody will call you a whore.


Brings a whole different meaning to the term book-lover.

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