Sarcastic Bastard - Librarian, Male.
Excellent Help Bitch -
Library Staff, Female.
Smartass
Boy -
Library Staff, Male.
Little Girl -
Library Staff, Female.
Pipsqueak -
Library Staff, Male.
May 11, 2007
{ In which I admit being a wuss }
-ExcellentToday I helped a very nice man do some research. The mixed-era military costume didn't phase me; harmless crazies are usually a nice change of pace. While helping him find books on Moses OR Charlton Heston (but preferably Moses), the late Dr. Martin Luther King, every Shakespearian film ever made, and the dead Kennedies OR Lee Harvey Oswald (but preferably the Kennedies. They're more famous.), I found myself alone in the corner of the library with him. This is the opportune moment for his jacket to fall open and reveal the large amount of dried blood on the front of his shirt.... Such a little thing and I turn into such a wuss. See Subject Heading: Deranged, Fugacious, Psychopath. See Also: Run. See Also: Where the hell is our reference guy?
Labels: Miscreants, Moses
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